My first entry should have been entitled who the fuck reads this crap, because obviously I don’t, or didn't, from the number of edits I was compelled to do after seeing it posted. And I know this because I fucking read my own blog. For the love of all that is made with blueberries (really, what ISN’T good with blueberries??*), if there’s anything I loathe more than blogs it’s ones that are hastily and poorly written.
*Take a tub of blueberries. Score the bottom of each one. Drop into sealable container filled with vodka that has been every so slightly watered down. THIS IS IMPORTANT. Place in the refrigerator for 1 day, then into the freezer. The day in the fridge will allow the blueberries to absorb the vodka. The water in the vodka will allow the vodka to freeze. Once frozen, add to your drink. Delicious, AND alcoholic. You're welcome!
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